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| "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stopdrinking, smoking and running around until... more
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| "Hello?" the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?""Ill bet you want me to co... more
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| 3. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A 90 year man finally gets to see a Dr. and the dr. asks him what the problem is, the man says he wants the Dr. to lower... more
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| 4. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Com... more
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| 5. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A blonde and a brunette were talking. The brunette complained, "Everytime my boyfriend brings home flowers, I have to to... more
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| 6. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how shed do. The blond... more
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| 7. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer."The bartender t... more
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| 8. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks... more
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| 9. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A bus stops and this old lady gets off and complains to the driver: I was sexually harassed, and the driver thinks nothi... more
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| 10. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him... more
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| 11. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his househe found that his bride had disappeared. He got ve... more
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| 12. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to amarriage counselor. After a few visits, and a... more
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| 13. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see cond... more
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| 14. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...... more
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| 15. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minuteslater, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from... more
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| 16. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn... more
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| 17. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porchtogether, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a coole... more
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| 18. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do "69". "What th... more
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| 19. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "Im going to acostume party, I want to go as Adam." The girl brings outa fig le... more
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| 20. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes acrossa very old bottle. Hes just dusting it off when two r... more
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| 21. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a differ... more
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| 22. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A guy walked into the doctors surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde re... more
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| 23. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A guy went out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground.... more
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| 24. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A husband and wife are in bed watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire".The husband asks for sex.The wife says, "No." >He... more
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| 25. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playinglike they want to, so they decide to take priva... more
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| 26. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "Howare we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!"... more
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| 27. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A lady walks into the dentists office, takes off her underwear, sits down on the chair and spreads her legs wide open. "... more
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| 28. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother,"Mom, whats sex?" His mother, who believed i... more
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| 29. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly nextto the barber chair, while her dad gets h... more
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| 30. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A little old lady shaking violently as she walks in to the pharmacy asks the salesperson "do you sell vibrators". Surpri... more
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| 31. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A male market researcher was calling on homes on behalf of Vaseline. A woman answered the door."Do you use Vaseline?" as... more
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| 32. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man and woman are riding up in an elevator.The man looks at the woman and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"She replies,... more
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| 33. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out, "Wha... more
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| 34. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor forwhat seems like days, he is ready to go. E... more
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| 35. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you have to help me!"The doctor asks, "Whats your problem?"The guy says, "Every... more
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| 36. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her b... more
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| 37. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place... more
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| 38. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting.He tells his wife, "Youve got three choices; you can go... more
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| 39. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar,"... more
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| 40. | Category: Dirty jokes |
| A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs an... more
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