| 41. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
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| 42. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"... more
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| 43. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.... more
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| 44. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.... more
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| 45. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when its ready.... more
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| 46. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| In a psychiatrists waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?"The se... more
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| 47. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had... more
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| 48. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserv... more
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| 49. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished two ba... more
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| 50. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"... more
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| 51. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If theyre OK, then its... more
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| 52. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people dont give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?... more
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| 53. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks Im crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: G... more
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| 54. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 55. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Im really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothi... more
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| 56. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: Youve got multiple personalities.... more
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| 57. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist to his nurse: "Just say were very busy. Dont keep saying Its a madhouse."... more
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| 58. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in th... more
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| 59. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Psychiatrist: Well, whats your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes.Psychiatrist: Theres nothing wrong... more
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| 60. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters,"... more
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| 61. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they... more
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| 62. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I sugges... more
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| 63. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically... more
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| 64. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple... more
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| 65. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass t... more
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| 66. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."The other one thought, "I wonder wh... more
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| 67. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Two psychologists meet at their twentieth college reunion. One of them looks like he just graduated, while the other psy... more
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| 68. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "Youre fine, how am I? "... more
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| 69. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a ps... more
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| 70. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double.... more
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| 71. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my mother," he wil... more
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| 72. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Whats the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!... more
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| 73. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "Im not aware of y... more
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| 74. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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| 75. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her.... more
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| 76. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.... more
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| 77. | Category: Mental health jokes |
| Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a women?Because when its time to go back to childhood, a man is a... more
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