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| My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didnt know how rich he was.... more
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| One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. What are you doing? she asked.Im looking for my dollar bill, Ma... more
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| 43. | Category: Money jokes |
| Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.... more
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| 44. | Category: Money jokes |
| Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(He wanted cold hard cash!)... more
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| 45. | Category: Money jokes |
| Ted said to his friend, can you lend me $10?But I only have $8, his friend replied.Thats OK, you can always owe me the o... more
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| 46. | Category: Money jokes |
| The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.... more
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| Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "Im not paying," said the duck. "Ive on... more
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| 48. | Category: Money jokes |
| Three boys were walking along the beach one day when they see a cave. The first boy goes in and is looking at a banknote... more
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| Visitor: Youre very quiet, Jennifer.Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.... more
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| 50. | Category: Money jokes |
| What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?He exploded.... more
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| 51. | Category: Money jokes |
| What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Moneys tight these days!... more
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| 52. | Category: Money jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.... more
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| 53. | Category: Money jokes |
| What dog has money?A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).... more
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| 54. | Category: Money jokes |
| What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.... more
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| 55. | Category: Money jokes |
| What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.... more
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| 56. | Category: Money jokes |
| What is the quickest way to double your money ?Fold it in half !... more
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| 57. | Category: Money jokes |
| What kind of money do monsters use?Weirdo (weird dough).... more
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| 58. | Category: Money jokes |
| What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?A penny.... more
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| 59. | Category: Money jokes |
| When does a female deer need money?When she doesnt have a buck.... more
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| Where can you always find money?In the dictionary.... more
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| 61. | Category: Money jokes |
| Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.... more
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| 62. | Category: Money jokes |
| Where do Eskimos keep their money?In snowbanks.... more
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| 63. | Category: Money jokes |
| Where do hogs keep their money?In piggy banks.... more
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| 64. | Category: Money jokes |
| Where do trees keep their money?In branch banks.... more
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| 65. | Category: Money jokes |
| Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.... more
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| 66. | Category: Money jokes |
| Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, heres the elastic band.... more
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| 67. | Category: Money jokes |
| Who makes a million dollars a day?Someone who works in a mint.... more
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| 68. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why are diapers like $10 bills?Because you have to change them.... more
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| 69. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?Because the poor didnt have any !... more
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| 70. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?He liked cold cash.... more
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| 71. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?Because they were a nuisance (new cents).... more
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| 72. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Shed read there was going to be some change in the weather.... more
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| 73. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?Because she wanted to get rich milk.... more
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| 74. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why do wallets make so much noise?Because money talks.... more
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| 75. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why is a cat like a penny?Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.... more
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| 76. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.... more
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| 77. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?Because sometimes he gives you a qu... more
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| 78. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why is the moon like a dollar?It has four quarters.... more
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| 79. | Category: Money jokes |
| Why isnt a dime worth as much today as it used to be?Because the dimes (times) have changed.... more
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| Why shouldnt you carry two half dollars in your pocket?Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your m... more
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