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| Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good... more
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| At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more
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| 3. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doo... more
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| 4. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more
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| 5. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passen... more
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| 6. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.... more
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| 7. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As hes falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesnt... more
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| 8. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| Pilot: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel."Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best... more
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| An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, and making her point, when con... more
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| 10. | Category: Aviation jokes |
| From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...... more
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