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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?Platform shoes !... more
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