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| Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel pot... more
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| - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. People that glow in the dark dont need... more
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| - When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesnt show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour re... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes |
| The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones mother died yesterday. Better go te... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes |
| As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to t... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 4... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes |
| Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiti... more
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| The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can... more
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| Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! No... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes |
| Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especi... more
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