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| Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !... more
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| Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a tim... more
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| What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?Russell !... more
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| How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !... more
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| What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !... more
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more
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| How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...... more
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| Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !... more
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| Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"... more
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| An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl... more
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