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| What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !... more
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| What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !... more
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| 3. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins.... more
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| 4. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!... more
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| 5. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"... more
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| 6. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !... more
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| 7. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What do elephants sing at christmas ?Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...... more
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| What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !... more
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| 9. | Category: Elephant jokes |
| What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ?An elephant in a lift !... more
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| Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !... more
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