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| Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?Because theyre easier to get at the ballpark.... more
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| What do you call the rabbit up the elephants sweater ?Terrified !... more
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| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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| Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !... more
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| How does an elephant get down from a tree ?He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !... more
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| What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !... more
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| How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?... more
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| Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied... more
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| What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldnt pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and clear out !"... more
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| What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el... more
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