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| That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.... more
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| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| 3. | Category: Time jokes |
| What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Time jokes |
| What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!... more
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| 6. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !... more
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| 7. | Category: Time jokes |
| While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras... more
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| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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| 9. | Category: Time jokes |
| What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.... more
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| 10. | Category: Time jokes |
| What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog.... more
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