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| How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Food jokes  |
| How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.... more
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