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| I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I cant break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is... more
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| Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.... more
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| 3. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| "You and your husband dont seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earthdid you get... more
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| 4. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look, Ill give you $100 if youll ch... more
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| Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he sa... more
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| 7. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have ki... more
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| 8. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The... more
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| A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told h... more
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| 10. | Category: Marriage jokes  |
| The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband... more
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