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| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more
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| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.... more
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| Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?Both of them.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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