| 1. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more
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| 2. | Category: Men jokes  |
| What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.... more
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| 3. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... more
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| 4. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.... more
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| 5. | Category: Men jokes  |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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| 6. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who cant afford a washing machine will prob... more
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| 7. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him.... more
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| 8. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.... more
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| 9. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 10. | Category: Men jokes  |
| Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?A. You didnt hold the pillow dow... more
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