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| A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.- Do I have any choice here, he asks a sergeant.-... more
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| There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We st... more
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| Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.... more
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| A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Me... more
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| This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearin... more
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| One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the ch... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador... more
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| I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more
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| During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes  |
| A Maintenance Battalion in Germany had just received a brand new Executive Officer, an Armor Major. The Major proceeded... more
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