| 1. | Category: Police jokes  |
| A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she coul... more
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| 2. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.... more
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| 3. | Category: Police jokes  |
| A policeman stops a car and suggests an apparently drunken fellow to take a breath test. He blows, the thing shows: posi... more
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| 4. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?Officer: Im making a house arrest... more
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| 5. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident?Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, `Stop ? Look ? Lis... more
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| 6. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didnt you?... more
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| 7. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husb... more
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| 8. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas. As they were writing up the ticket, on... more
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| 9. | Category: Police jokes  |
| "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""Youre wrong, officer, its only my hat that makes me look... more
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| 10. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a poli... more
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