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| A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the pol... more
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| 2. | Category: Police jokes |
| Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be pr... more
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| 3. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor?Officer: He was trying to take someones pulse.... more
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| 4. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer?Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.... more
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| 5. | Category: Police jokes |
| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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| 6. | Category: Police jokes |
| A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.... more
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| 7. | Category: Police jokes |
| A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swagge... more
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| 8. | Category: Police jokes |
| A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she coul... more
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| 9. | Category: Police jokes |
| My horoscope read, "Youre going places and you cant be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadnt read it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Police jokes |
| A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guys window and says... more
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