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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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