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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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