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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| 5. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| 7. | Category: Apple jokes |
| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| 8. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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