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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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