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| Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!... more
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| What pill would you give to an elephant that cant sleep ?Trunkquilizers !... more
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| Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?Because the elephant isnt chicken !... more
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| What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia... more
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| What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !... more
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| Whats as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?An elephants shadow !... more
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| Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !... more
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| Tarzan was tired when he came home."What have you been doing", asked Jane."Chasing a herd of elephants on vines""Really... more
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| Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !... more
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| Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?Elephanta Claus !... more
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